Thursday, May 8, 2014

TEXANS DRAFT PARTY TEN COMMANDMENTS - 5/8/2014




TEXANS DRAFT PARTY TEN COMMANDMENTS
Date posted: 5/8/2014

Many of you NFL and Houston Texans fans will be out and about tonight at various NFL Draft parties around town. In anticipation of the long-awaited choice of the Texans number-one pick, we put together a Texans Draft Party Ten Commandments to live by tonight.

#10. Thou shall NOT talk to people who have blocked you on twitter.

#9. Thou shall NOT ask a sports talk host for his autograph!

#8. Thou shall NOT hit people in the face with a SHOVEL, whose tweets you think SUCK!

#7. Thou shall NOT be a tool and leave the party after the Texans make the first overall pick.

#6. Thou shall NOT secretly provide Derrick In The Galleria with directions to the Texans draft party!

#5. Thou shall NOT introduce yourself to people you meet by your twitter handle.

#4. Thou shall NOT enter the Men's restroom alone if gay caller @reggie4you2 is occupying a stall (unless you're a girl).

#3. Thou shall NOT wear a Dallas Cowboys jersey to the Texans draft party.

#2 Thou shall NOT invite Titan Rick to the Texans draft party!

#1. Thou shall NOT get drunk at the Texans draft party and pick a fight with HMW.

HMW

2 comments:

Christopher Adkins said...

Good Stuff

Steve said...

#3 So you don't want intelligence at your party. Ok gotcha.