TEXANS DRAFT PARTY TEN COMMANDMENTS
Date posted: 5/8/2014
Many of you NFL and Houston Texans fans will be out and about tonight at various NFL Draft parties around town. In anticipation of the long-awaited choice of the Texans number-one pick, we put together a Texans Draft Party Ten Commandments to live by tonight.
#10. Thou shall NOT talk to people who have blocked you on twitter.
#9. Thou shall NOT ask a sports talk host for his autograph!
#8. Thou shall NOT hit people in the face with a SHOVEL, whose tweets you think SUCK!
#7. Thou shall NOT be a tool and leave the party after the Texans make the first overall pick.
#6. Thou shall NOT secretly provide Derrick In The Galleria with directions to the Texans draft party!
#5. Thou shall NOT introduce yourself to people you meet by your twitter handle.
#4. Thou shall NOT enter the Men's restroom alone if gay caller @reggie4you2 is occupying a stall (unless you're a girl).
#3. Thou shall NOT wear a Dallas Cowboys jersey to the Texans draft party.
#2 Thou shall NOT invite Titan Rick to the Texans draft party!
#1. Thou shall NOT get drunk at the Texans draft party and pick a fight with HMW.