I'M A FMD & PROUD OF IT! - CRAIG SHELTON - AUGUST 24, 2010

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I'M A FMD & PROUD OF IT!

                                         Written by: Craig Shelton
                                         Date Posted: 08-24-2010

Recently, I've been writing blogs complaining of some local sports talk radio hosts and their lack of football knowledge. For example, I've been openly critical of Sports Radio 610's Josh Innes' "goofy fat boy routine" and his on-air attempts at stand up comedy. Camouflaged within the mist of my current surge of sports talk radio discontent are my tainted, apathetic views, primarily fueled by poor choices of content that's being delivered by talent ill-equipped to deliver said content effectively. Well, I've come to an impasse over this dilemma and I feel it's time that I step up and come clean with my sudden realization.


CALL IT WHAT IT IS?

When I hosted "The Sunday Night Block Party" on S/R 610, I led each show by saying: "It is what it T.I. Is"! Today, that is a phrase that is applicable to the overall tone of the confirmation of what I intend to share with the HMW readers. "It is what it T.I., is and what is" is a truly sad admission by me if I have to say so myself, folks.

Okay people, you've waited long enough, so hear it is. I, Craig Shelton, am a "FOOTBALL MAN DIVA" or FMD! I am, seriously. Diva, Diva, Diva, Diva!! There I said it! I'm a damned Football Diva! You can laugh, you may even consider recommending that my man-card status be rescinded, that is understandable.

I have to be totally honest in saying, I'm a freakin' football season "grinch" that needs to get a grip, geeezzzzz!! I got pissed off at the neighborhood Timmy Chan's (wings & rice) because I overheard the cooks talking about freakin' soccer while preparing that legendary mouth watering greasy-ass fried chicken! WTF?! I began yelling at the cooks to get the hell outta my damned country talking soccer during football season in Texas!


ROCKING THE CLUB SCENE! (THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NITE)

Being a Football Man Diva (FMD) and a native Texan, you kinda go through life with a certain air of self-entitlement. Football Diva status even makes you feel as though you have "balla" status in the clubs. Yea right, that works. Just try buying a shorty you just met in the club a $200 bottle of sparkle & then attempt to pay for it with a "don't you know me" blast or the "just start a tab on my NFL Football Diva card" take? Right, once they scrape your ass up off the club's dance floor and bring you to your senses, you may want to slide Yazir the bartender your Chase Visa before your face is reintroduced to the dance floor by two kattz named Hammer & Bones. Ouch!!

Hopefully, you have yourself together by the time the  valet pulls up in what looks like your Scion (at least to you, through you're swollen, puffy, scared eyes), but is actually some OG's slab (that's a really nice ride for the hip hop street lingo impaired) who's about to put a 9mm in you're face as he drags you from "his" slab and slams you and your Football Diva demeanor to the parking lot concrete. Ouch!!!


FORGIVE US JESUS? (FOOTBALL THAT IS)

I was arrested at church last Sunday after I went Terry Tate aka the Office Linebacker on the pastor during the highlight of his sermon. You see, I played a little ball myself in high school. Well, as you're all aware of, if you played any high school football at all, you're automatically qualified to go Terry Tate on any individual exhibiting a plus skills set when it comes to lateral footwork. Well, when my pastor starts with the all too predictable "rain dance" (that all black ministers seem to remarkably go to at the same point in "all" their sermons), I get "spring drills" flashbacks and go Terry Tate on anything moving! Ouch!!!

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

When I turn on the radio in football season, I'm like some freakin' grouchy ass ex-rapper turned blogger and entertainment media critic. I mean folks c'mon, I'm really ridiculous with this whole Diva thing. The moment I turn on the radio, I proceed to complain about any content I hear that's not related to football. I mean, I don't want to hear interviews of QBs bringing awareness to breast cancer. HELL NO! What I'd rather hear is breast cancer patients talking football and preaching perseverance to the Texans. Yeeeeeaaaa!!!


Hell folks, in my twisted world of Football Man Divaism, I believe women should want me mainly because of my Football Man Diva status, and of course my lesbian status as well.


It seems to me the Feds would issue vehicle stickers for Football Man Divas that would alert cops that the vehicle swerving lane to lane in front of them is exonerated from their "street legal" scrutiny due to his Football Man Diva status?


It seems natural that employers would acknowledge an in-service day (PAID) to allow for observance of gods blessings upon the earth in the form of Football Man Divas?

There's no reason for fueling stations to ever charge a FMD 2010 gas prices, but instead FMDs should cap out at 1960 gas prices. Hell, my thinking is, with all of their meaningful contributions to society, it's the least we can do right?


THE PERKS!

There's an inherited swagga that comes with FMD status and it rivals the "juice" that any hip hop artist's "street cred" could ever stand up to. Plain and simple "tha streetz" love you when you're a FMD! Women love you and men want to be you when you walk in the room and walk passed them and they read the infamous "FMD" embroidered on your dark leather jacket.


FMDs are the bomb, folks! I mean, FMDs don't need sex, sex needs FMD's approval to maintain its "cool" status among men.


Here's a few things that will be advanced in you're lifestyle if you're fortunate enough to become a FMD:

10. You're children's grades will improve.


9. You'll never pay taxes again.
8. Your boss will give you a raise (everyday)

7. God will pray for you himself to assure you a place in heaven.


6. You eat "free" at Timmy Chan's for your lifetime.


5. Women will pay you child support, even if they don't know you.


4. Even the Astros will win if you grace Minute Maid Park with your divine presence in an MLB stadium (they don't have to reply & that's a FMD major sin...sorry)


3. The President will change tax laws to custom fit your earnings (or lack thereof)


2. T Pac & Biggie will return for one last feature on your new Mixtape entitled "FMD 4 LIFE BEEIIIICH"!


1. No member of HMW will ever write negatively about you in a blog ever again.


Here's a few places you're always welcome as a FMD:



10. The Press Box at any NFL stadium (in the off season that is)



9. The Texans teams cheerleader's captain's dorm room (when the girl are on the road of course)



8. Compton, California



7. 5th Ward Texas



6. The Middle East


5. Any Country Clubs & Strip Clubs. (Unless you're black, then omit the obvious)

4. Any swimming pool with Brad in Spring Branch taking a bath in it.

3. Mike In DA's home (watch out for his wife though)



2. That little bitty smallish room where S/R 610 hides its fired black host memorabilia in.



1. The vault Dylan Gwinn keeps all the stolen old "air checks" of The Sunday Nite Block Party!

Signed: Get @ me unless there's really no "honor among thieves" Dylan?


Here's one place FMDs are NEVER, EVER welcome:
1. Soccer games



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COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY - MIKE IN DA - AUGUST 23, 2010

COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!

Written by: Mike in DA
Date posted: 8/23/2010

LAS VEGAS: COWBOYS AND SAINTS ARE PLAYOFF BOUND!

On Saturday (August 21), we looked at Las Vegas' early line at which AFC teams had the best chances to make it to the playoffs. Now we look at the NFC teams.

The most recent (August 20) Over/Under Win futures from my bookie for the 2010 NFL season show that the Dallas Cowboys and New Orleans Saints are favored to win their respective divisions, as follows:

NFC EAST:


Dallas Cowboys - 9.5 wins
New York Giants - 8.5 wins
Philadelphia Eagles - 8.5 wins
Washington Redskins - 7.5 wins

NFC South:


New Orleans Saints - 10.5 wins
Atlanta Falcons - 9 wins
Carolina Panthers - 7.5 wins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 5.5 wins

For what it’s worth and it could be very little, below are the 2010 Over/Under number of wins for other NFC teams that would be joining the Cowboys, Saints and Falcons in the playoffs using the Vegas figures:


Green Bay Packers - 9.5 wins
Minnesota Vikings - 9.5 wins
San Francisco 49ers - 8.5 wins


At year-end, we’ll see how reliable these numbers were. Stay tuned!

As far as the AFC and NFC Championship Games are concerned, the Cowboys will be favored over the Saints and the Colts over the Chargers with the Colts favored to beat the Cowboys in Super Bowl 45 (aka XLV for you Romans out there).

But these are all guesses. That’s why they play the games and why we watch and bet them.

SHUTOUT MARATHONERS: “WHERE IS WAYNE DOLCEFINO WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!”

You'll never hear marathon talk on local sports talk radio except maybe for the days around the event, so HMW will fill the void here.


As mentioned here in the August 7 article, “THANKS A LOT, HOUSTON MARATHON!”  (http://sheltonmedia.blogspot.com/2010/08/thanks-lot-houston-marathon-mike-in-da.html), the lottery winners for entrance in the annual Chevron Houston Marathon and Aramco Houston Half Marathon to be held on January 30, 2011, were announced last Tuesday (August 17).

In the past, it was first come, first serve to get into the race(s). But now to get entered in the race, you needed some luck because due to an increasing demand over the past several years, race officials for the first time used a lottery to select runners for the two races.

Over 29,000 people registered for the race(s) during the registration period, but since the total field is limited to 22,000 entrants (11,000 for each respective race), there are a whole lot of pissed-off local people out there. Based on past experience, roughly 85% of entrants in the races held since Year 2000 are from the Houston metropolitan area, therefore approximately 6,000 local people were shut out, many of whom work and pay taxes in the area.


I’m sure there is a lot of complaining going on to the Houston Marathon Board (HMB) and it will soon realize how many people they have ticked off. This HMB decision has messed with runners, running groups, and very possibly screwed with the warm-up series.


HMB created this hype two years ago and now its computers cannot handle the masses, so the little people/taxpayers get screwed once again.


So what else is new? Let’s see if the HMB will rectify things next year. If enough people make a stink, a change can be affected, but runners just like sports fans are sheepish and more talk than action!

SPORTSRADIO  610 ULTIMATE NAME DROPPER CONTEST HAS A WINNER, FINALLY!

I don't know Dana White from Dana Andrews, Dana Plato, or Bill Dana, but I was told that Dana White won the SR 610 "Ultimate Name Dropper Contest".

For several weeks, there were promos publicizing this contest and talk hosts were urging listeners to hook up their celebrity friends/acquaintances with their  respective shows. They made it sound like it was going to be a great event with a plethora of A-list actors, famous athletes, rappers/singers, etc. calling in.

I never heard of Dana White, until I googled his name. I'm not a follower of the Ultimate Fighting Championship of which Mr. White is the president, so I have a reason why I never heard of him. I'm sure a lot of others have never heard of him, so I don't think his name will ever be on a list of "ultimate names".

But if he is the best that the thousands of listeners to SR 610 brought to the table, it is a big disappointment. 

If I had known that SR 610 was going to go so low on the fame meter for a winner, I would have asked the Gaza Stripper to call in. She would have been a surefire winner.











FLUB OF THE DAY

Sometimes hosts have trouble with schedules. Schedules are all over the Internet - cbssports.com, espn.com, nfl.com, etc., so there's no reason to mess up dates.

On Saturday afternoon (August 21), while doing a show mostly on college football, hosts Mike Meltser and Brien Straw disagreed as to when the college football season will start. One (I think it was Brien) said in three weeks and Mike (?) in two weeks, which is correct. Mike then said that college football starts in two Saturdays at 11 AM. Wrong!  The games actually start on the Thursday night before, as they have been for years now. 25 FBS Division teams open their season on that night, including Marshall at Ohio State, Southern Miss at South Carolina, Minnesota at Middle Tennessee, Northern Illinois at Iowa State, FAU at UAB, Pittsburgh at Utah, and USC at Hawaii. 

Then on Monday night (August 23), Barry Warner on SR 610 was talking about the last Texan exhibition game vs. Tampa Bay at Reliant Stadium. He said the stadium will have plenty of empty seats on the night of September 4. Wrong! On that night, Rice plays Texas at Reliant Stadium ("not because they are easy but because they are hard"). Barry should have known that the NFL never plays Saturday/Sunday games during the last week of the exhibition season. The Tampa Bay-Texan game is actually on Thursday, September 2. But Barry was half right. There should be a lot of empty seats.

HANG ‘EM HIGH!

Roger Clemens might think that being in a jam was facing Albert Pujols with the bases loaded and nobody out late in a tie game of the last game of the World Series. Compared to the jam Clemens might be in with the federal government, the former is a "piece of cake".

Last week, the moment the Roger Clemens indictment made the news, there were callers to local sports talk shows who said the following, “Doesn't the government have anything better to do with its time and our tax money? We all know many baseball players were juiced?"

But the more logical of us recognize that perjury is a charge that must be prosecuted. It doesn’t matter what the reason for it was. In our country, lying under oath is a serious crime. There are no two ways about it. Our whole trial system is based on it.

Clemens was an employee of a big business, which has been granted antitrust waivers by the government. The business was full of fraud in the past decade or so. In effect, it honored and rewarded cheaters. And the people who ran the business closed their eyes on this, as the cash registers were filling up.

Though you may disagree with it, Clemens' indictment on perjury and other charges is what many of us were expecting following Clemens’ performance in front of the Congressional committee in 2008. That trip to Washington, DC, by Clemens turned out to be a circus when Clemens made a tour of the offices of many of the committee members. He shook hands, posed for pictures, signed autographs, etc. with the Congressmen and their staffs.


Clemens was soliciting votes because he was desperate. Even Clemens' defense seemed to rest on the fact that he's Roger Clemens, baseball superstar, as opposed to being rational.

We were told Roger's trainer, Brian McNamee, had zero credibility? If that's the case, then why did Clemens allow McNamee, not a doctor, to inject him and his wife, Debbie, with anything?


The Clemens indictment is an indictment of Major League Baseball across its highest levels. Every clean player who tried to make it and failed, or just barely made it in MLB, or made it big the legitimate way, should find some satisfaction here. So, too, should those fans who prefer players playing clean vs. “juiced”.

FROM THE MAILBAG:


Mr. Anonymous left a comment regarding Lamont Mann’s article of June 9 entitled, "HE IS BIG TIME NOW JOSH “PRIME TIME THE KING” INNES"  (http://sheltonmedia.blogspot.com/2010/07/he-is-big-time-now-josh-prime-time-king.html):

"Josh was the biggest joke in the history of Baton Rouge sports radio, and that’s saying a lot. He only gets jobs because his dad is a longtime FM radio hack so he gets his fat son gigs at sister stations or with guys he's worked with 20 years ago. The only thing worse than Josh's morning zoo sense of humor is his sports knowledge. He knows about 3 things involving St. Louis sports that his grandmother told him and the rest he just makes up on the fly.”













On Sunday (August 22), HMW wished former program director at SportsRadio 610, Bill van Rysdam, a happy birthday and Mr. Anonymous left a comment:

"Bill after your KILT departure, Sports Talk Radio has not been the same. 610 AM is full of college frat boys with no clue about sports. They are much more rude and arrogant. I can only imagine how things would be if Bill coached KGOW. Happy Birthday Bill”


Jonathan left comments in response to Lamont’s article of August 22 entitled, "610 AM (KILT) PRE GAME AND POST GAME SHOW" (http://sheltonmedia.blogspot.com/2010/08/610-am-kilt-pre-game-and-post-game-show.html):

"You can't get real opinions from 610. Too biased, but to be expected as they are the home for the Texans. I mean, I heard Andre Ware last night after the game: "They were just tired. You can't learn much from this game, just toss it in the garbage." Really?! Toss it aside and act like it never happened? I try to stay middle-grounded if you will. 610 is biased and speaks on behalf of the Texans and then after a loss, some of the callers are way out there like I heard this morning, "I'm not sure they'll even win a game. They'll have a hard time doing that" or "I only see them winning 5 games this year". I don’t know about that, but it’s a bit disheartening to see the starters get dominated on both sides of the ball. It reminded me of the first 3 games last season except we had (Bernard)Pollard this time. And not sure how much I should read into Mario Williams and Matt Schaub's comments: Mario Williams: ‘We just didn't come out tonight with a sense of urgency’. Matt Schaub: ‘I know a lot of us here in the locker room feel we could have had more intensity.’ Whatever the case is, better get things corrected and fixed before Week 1!”


HMW

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THE HMW "WATCHDOG" -- CRAIG SHELTON - 08-16-2010

THE HMW "WATCHDOG"
Written by: Craig Shelton

Date Posted: 08-16-2010


FAN FEEDBACK ON: LEBRON & SAVANNAH'S BAHAMA VACATION
LeBron James and his girlfriend (and mother of his two kids) Savannah were seen swimming in the Bahamas on a short getaway for a little quiet time. Lol..I guess if anyone deserves a vacation after this summer & the "decision" it's Lebron James. It seems some felt the couple looked silly wearing sunglasses in the water while swimming. Didn't bother me, but that's just me.

"I wear my sunglasses @ night"
(and swimming)

Here's some of the comments
fans left on "Hello Beautiful".
(Please note that comments have not been edited.)

monias Aug. 4th, 2010 at 11:51 am


"What you do is what you do and how you live is how you live. Maybe if folks got a life they wouldnt worry about what celebs do."


wincieJul. 26th, 2010 at 11:07 pm


"@blueja he’s been with that girl since high school and they have baby together so what are you talking about? he needs to marry her"

LEBRON ENJOYING AN OUTING W/THE KIDS

EZBreeziJul. 26th, 2010 at 7:15 pm


"Whats up with all the wearing glasses in the water comments? Who cares? You guys must not live near the beach. Or maybe ya’ll just northerners.


Anyways… Im just glad shes african american. I know that sounds shallow but it is what it is!"


BlueJaJul. 26th, 2010 at 3:53 pm


"LeBron, taken your time, don’t put ring on woman yet. Spend time your real woman on vacation. When real woman come to your path. Think about what your life do. You are young and man to be stand yourself in right position. I would hear forward you often soon Peace"


MrRyanDeeJul. 26th, 2010 at 1:36 pm


"I ain’t mad at Lebron. Dude still young and got time. Don’t put a ring on it until you are truly sure and ready. Too many people get married “just because”. Just because we been together for this long… just because we got kids… just because it sounds like a good idea… just because…"


deltababe2Jul. 24th, 2010 at 8:37 am


"(Example)If she has $60.00 and you have $100.00 and she offers to pay for both of you to the movies plus munchies, and she knows you have $100.00, She,s a beautiful Black Queen,She really wants to be with you, and that,s called spending time, and loving it.Hold on to that women Lebron. As far as swimming with glasses on, I do it all the time, I have to see, and the sun does hurt your eyes,just be careful a wave does not take them away."

LeBron & Savannah

Eljizzle74Jul. 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 pm


"And for the record…. you SHOULD wear glasses in the water because the sun reflecting off the water CAN give you a sunburn on your eyeballs. That’s from a Dr. folks!"


Eljizzle74Jul. 23rd, 2010 at 10:46 pm


"Ok Ok Ok Hold up. I’m sorry but ummmm…. why can’t a “REAL WOMAN” also be the “ATHLETE TYPE”?"


Doll2008FaceJul. 23rd, 2010 at 8:06 pm


"I’m glad LeBron has a “REAL WOMAN” on his side, and not the typical “ATLETHE TYPE”."


Cheesecake1980Jul. 23rd, 2010 at 5:36 pm


"They look great together and I pray they stay together after moving to Miami…all I can think is Dwayne Wade and his wife, they were so happy…PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay together LeBron and Savannah! I wish you all the luck and success!! Stay together!"


Dairy4u04Jul. 23rd, 2010 at 3:16 pm


"People wear glasses in the water all the time. I take it that most of you guys don’t travel. lol. When you’re on the beach and sitting with the glasses on, then decide to jump in the water, you either remove the glasses or you don’t. Its no biggie."


MizzSmoothChocolate8Jul. 22nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm


"They are too cute together!"


1FlyyEffortlesslyJul. 22nd, 2010 at 6:14 pm


"I love these two! Everybody always talkin bout this girl n how she is dressed but she is beautiful n obviously VERY secure with herself, her beauty and her man that she can wear whatever she feels like and doesn’t feel the need to have on 2 pounds of make up n weave everytime she walk out the door. God bless them n many more years of happiness"


WhydopeopleJul. 22nd, 2010 at 9:25 am


"FYI I wear glasses in the ocean…. If ya smart ya do… just dont be an idiot and wear some expensive glasses in it or they could come up missing. I dont want the rays reflecting up off that water and hittin me in the face, I can’t see so well….. lol. So come on ppl, have you ever been to the beach? lol"

"MAKE AH HOLE"!

binarycloveJul. 21st, 2010 at 10:53 pm

"who wears glasses in the water? 6′8 foot tall dudes who’s heads are always above the waves i guess "


bvinceJul. 21st, 2010 at 9:27 pm

"I believe they will stay together if he doesn’t take any ‘love advice’ from D-Wade."


aleonalovesdanielJul. 21st, 2010 at 5:47 pm


"MOTHER F**KERS GO E*T D**K. WHEN U ARE WORTH WHAT HE WORTH U CAN WEAR A TAXIDO IN THE DAMN WATER…."


Berry_RnJul. 21st, 2010 at 5:14 pm


"Who wears glasses while in the water?.. The same fools that wear them inside.. like those silly pathetic looking rappers!"


trinidivineJul. 21st, 2010 at 2:15 pm


"They appear sooo happy…..this is the example that needs to be set to the youths….forget jumpoffs and the hoes find a beautiful aritculate black goddess to call your own."


new_year_new_thingsJul. 21st, 2010 at 6:58 am


"c’mon… who wears glasses while in the water…."


MzButterflyEffectJul. 20th, 2010 at 11:48 pm


"cute black couple….they look so cute together…its refreshing not to see a hootie mama, a groupie, or a jump off on here. All these people on here talking about getting married?? For what…they will get married at thier own time…marriage dont mean s**t no more these days …cuz if a nigga cheat they gonna do it with or with out the marriage license and if i had as much money as Lebron …i wouldnt get married either …let get real ..love is great but it dont compare to ur money and ur financal security. If they break up now all he would have to pay for is his kids. That why hollywood dont get married like that…have to watch for ur money"

Get more on BLACK BEAUTY @: http://hellobeautiful.com/celeb-photos/hellobeautifulstaff4/photos-lebron-savannahs-bahama-vacation/


Atlanta strip club Magic City

MAGIC CITY STRIP CLUB IN THA
"HOTLANTA" AKA THA ATL

Janet Jackson & Jermaine Dupri

Did Janet Dump Jermaine Dupri Because He Got A Stripper Pregnant?

 
Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson broke up late last year right after Michael Jackson's death and man folks were really pissed feeling that Dupri left Jackson at such a untimely moment in her and her sibilings' life.

Insiders close to the story reported, Jermaine Dupri cheated and got a Atlanta stripper pregnant. Reportedly the stripper was from Atlanta strip club Magic City.

http://hellobeautiful.com/gossip-news/sweet-sweetback/did-janet-dump-jermaine-dupri-because-he-got-a-stripper-pregnant/

LOL..THE INFAMOUS "DR. PHIL" BUTT TATTOO!

 
WHAT'S YOU'RE STANCE ON THIS POLL ON: The Seven Places Women Should Never Get Tattoos.

"NOT COOL"!

7. Breasts:
Before you think about getting a rose or a name tatted on your boobs think about how you’ll never be able to wear low cut shirts without someone seeing that ever again.


6. Ass:
Tatts on the ass cheeks are never a good idea. It just looks plain tacky and.


5. Thigh:
The first way to ruin a classy moment is a big tattoo on your thigh in your dress or gown.


4. Neck:
Neck tattoo should never, ever be on a woman! Even on men they are not so hot but as a lady this is a huge no-no place.

A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A $2 DOLLAR "STAMP"!

3. Tramp Stamp:
It’s not cute anymore, get over it. If I had a dollar for every tramp stamp out there I’d be a millionaire. If I had a dollar for every tramp stamp regretted I’d be a billionaire.


2. Your Man’s Name…Anywhere:
This is the kiss of death! The moment you put your man’s name on your body it’s going to be over…soon.


1. Her Face:
Just unacceptable. Period.

MAMA DRAMA

Check out some celebs who have made tattoo mistakes

MEGAN FOX

"THA WORM"

BAD TAT ALERT!

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