Tuesday, April 22, 2014

BREAKING TEXANS DRAFT NEWS FROM CHUCKIE CHEESE - CRAIG SHELTON - 4/22/2014


 
 
 
BREAKING TEXANS DRAFT NEWS FROM CHUCKIE CHEESE
Written by: Craig Shelton
Date posted: 4/22/2014

A trusted source close to another trusted source told the three-year-old niece of another trusted HMW source that he was at a birthday party for his nephew this past Saturday at a local Chuckie Cheese in an undisclosed location. While eating pizza, our source says that the guitar playing-singing giant white bunny rabbit hopped over to his table and leaked to our more than credible and reliable trusted source that the Texans are drafting Texas A&M Aggies OT, Jake Matthews, as the first pick overall.
 

EVERY ONE PLEASE SHUT UP UNTIL MAY 8TH!

 
Craig Shelton
#HMWCreeps

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