BREAKING TEXANS DRAFT NEWS FROM CHUCKIE CHEESEWritten by: Craig Shelton
Date posted: 4/22/2014
A trusted source close to another trusted source told the three-year-old niece of another trusted HMW source that he was at a birthday party for his nephew this past Saturday at a local Chuckie Cheese in an undisclosed location. While eating pizza, our source says that the guitar playing-singing giant white bunny rabbit hopped over to his table and leaked to our more than credible and reliable trusted source that the Texans are drafting Texas A&M Aggies OT, Jake Matthews, as the first pick overall.
EVERY ONE PLEASE SHUT UP UNTIL MAY 8TH!